Protect Your Tesla with Elongplant Stickers: A Humorous Defense Strategy

The Tesla Owner’s Dilemma

Let’s be honest—most Tesla owners didn’t purchase their vehicles as a political statement. People buy Teslas for countless reasons:

• Environmental benefits of driving electric
• Advanced technology and features (debatable)
  
• Lower long-term operating costs
• Performance and driving experience
• They simply liked the car best after test driving options

The irony isn’t lost on us that some of the same people who would have praised someone for switching from a gas-guzzler to an electric vehicle might now target these cars based on corporate ownership changes.

Introducing: The Elongplant Solution

Rather than worry about potential vandalism, I decided to take a different approach—using humor as both shield and olive branch. Enter the Elongplant collection from CrookedNum.com.These playful stickers accomplish several things at once:

• Signal a sense of humor about the whole situation
• Create confusion for potential vandals (Is this person a fan or critic?)
• Transform your Tesla into a conversation starter rather than a target
• Add a unique touch of personality to your vehicle

My Personal Experiment

I’ve placed several Elongplant stickers strategically on my Tesla as a social experiment. So far, the results have been promising—plenty of smiles, some confused looks, but most importantly, zero vandalism.Here are some photos of my Tesla sporting its new Elongplant protection system:

Try It Yourself

If you’re a Tesla owner concerned about potential vandalism—or just someone who appreciates some well-placed automotive humor—check out the full Elongplant collection at CrookedNum.com.Sometimes the best defense is a good laugh. Drive safely and humorously!

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Note: This post is not making light of vandalism, which is always wrong regardless of the target. It’s simply offering a lighthearted approach to a real concern many Tesla owners have expressed online.