For those of you that like to argue on social media
Ankles.
(I had to dig to find what this one means)
Thanks for helping. It was like doing it by myself, but harder.
Cootie queen, lint licker
As per my last email…
Hope your pillow is always warm on both sides.
Who ties your shoes in the morning?
I have neither the time, nor the crayons, to explain this to you
I can explain it to you, but i can’t understand it for you.
Fred Rogers would be disappointed in your choices right now.
Mister Rogers would not want to be your neighbor.
I feel sorry for the people who have to know you, and I can’t wait until I’m no longer one of them.
I envy people who never got to work with you
I envy the people who never met you.
You have the confidence of someone who’s never been fact-checked.
May your day be as pleasant as you are.
May you have the day you deserve.
Have the day you voted for!
Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others, whenever. — Oscar Wilde
I hope you step on a Lego barefoot.
Keep it moving, trainwreck, this isn’t your station.
You could get lost in an empty room.
You could get lost in a bathtub.
You only have two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place.
You have two brain cells that have never had the pleasure of meeting.
You absolute tumbleweed!
Wisdom has been chasing you your entire life, but you have always been faster.
When wisdom was raining down on him, he brought his umbrella.
When they passed out the brains, he thought they said rain, so he hid under an umbrella.
Well, you did your best, and that’s what’s so sad.
You’re the architect of your own misfortune.
You could trip over a wireless signal.
Bless your/their hearts.
You absolute strawberry shortcake
You silly sausage.
moldy biscuits
mundane noodle.
ignorant potato
have the collective IQ of a turnip
Hippity hoppity, your diss is my property!
Snake Mittens
Even that's Odd 
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